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News
The National Football League proudly announced today that its ongoing commitment to player conduct, mental health awareness, and vaguely defined “initiatives” has yielded historic…
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In what media insiders are calling “the most unexpected resignation since the Pope discovered Grindr,” Rupert Murdoch has stepped down from his role overseeing The Sun after a…
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VANCOUVER ISLAND, BC – The grand experiment to “reinvigorate tourism” by releasing 5,000 Bengal tigers into Vancouver Island has been declared “a bit of a cock-up” by provincial…
Stories
Characters: - Paul (Twin B) – Our protagonist, the living twin. - Tony (Twin A) – Paul’s mummified conjoined twin, completely unresponsive, dead for 10 years. - Lisa – Paul's…
Stories
The resurrection chamber smelled like ozone and overconfidence. In the center, surrounded by chrome machinery and humming plasma coils, lay Lucius Aemilius Scipio—dead two…
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By Staff Reporter – In what gaming historians are already calling “the most avoidable loss of life in MMO history,” all 40 members of a World of Warcraft Classic raid perished in…
Stories
In the year 2271, a mom named Emily sat in her plush armchair, nervously twirling a glass of wine in her hand. Her 23-year-old son, Hector, was sprawled on the couch, lazily…
Musings
Hey there, welcome to The Daily Lobotomy. A space for my writing output to live. I'll still be posting my more serious writings on https://drewwalshclassic.substack.com , but this…
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In an unprecedented legal verdict, acclaimed author George R.R. Martin was found guilty of 90 million counts of emotional damages and psychological torture for failing to complete…
