The National Football League proudly announced today that its ongoing commitment to player conduct, mental health awareness, and vaguely defined “initiatives” has yielded historic…
In what media insiders are calling “the most unexpected resignation since the Pope discovered Grindr,” Rupert Murdoch has stepped down from his role overseeing The Sun after a…
VANCOUVER ISLAND, BC – The grand experiment to “reinvigorate tourism” by releasing 5,000 Bengal tigers into Vancouver Island has been declared “a bit of a cock-up” by provincial…
By Staff Reporter – In what gaming historians are already calling “the most avoidable loss of life in MMO history,” all 40 members of a World of Warcraft Classic raid perished in…
In an unprecedented legal verdict, acclaimed author George R.R. Martin was found guilty of 90 million counts of emotional damages and psychological torture for failing to complete…