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The National Football League proudly announced today that its ongoing commitment to player conduct, mental health awareness, and vaguely defined “initiatives” has yielded historic…
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Satirical news, short fiction, wandering thoughts, and honest reviews. An independent corner of the internet, written by Drew Walsh.
Dispatches from the absurd
News
The National Football League proudly announced today that its ongoing commitment to player conduct, mental health awareness, and vaguely defined “initiatives” has yielded historic…
News
In what media insiders are calling “the most unexpected resignation since the Pope discovered Grindr,” Rupert Murdoch has stepped down from his role overseeing The Sun after a…
News
VANCOUVER ISLAND, BC – The grand experiment to “reinvigorate tourism” by releasing 5,000 Bengal tigers into Vancouver Island has been declared “a bit of a cock-up” by provincial…
Fiction & other possibilities
Stories
Characters: - Paul (Twin B) – Our protagonist, the living twin. - Tony (Twin A) – Paul’s mummified conjoined twin, completely unresponsive, dead for 10 years. - Lisa – Paul's…
Stories
The resurrection chamber smelled like ozone and overconfidence. In the center, surrounded by chrome machinery and humming plasma coils, lay Lucius Aemilius Scipio—dead two…
Stories
In the year 2271, a mom named Emily sat in her plush armchair, nervously twirling a glass of wine in her hand. Her 23-year-old son, Hector, was sprawled on the couch, lazily…
A little room to think
Musings
Hey there, welcome to The Daily Lobotomy. A space for my writing output to live. I'll still be posting my more serious writings on https://drewwalshclassic.substack.com , but this…
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Books, films, music, and games. The first reviews will appear here when they’re ready.
